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WHY ARE YOU STILL IN THERE?!?!?!
I know my uterus is freakin' AWESOME, but you really should be thinking about an exit strategy right about now. There are so many people that are waiting to meet you, and quite honestly, if your father asks me one more time if we are going to get the tax deduction, I may just have to smack him. Would you like a car on your 16th birthday? The equivalent to Miley Cyrus tickets when you are way too young to go to concerts? A pony? If you continue to just hang out in there, I'm going to have to continue to resort to bouncing on the exercise ball and drinking mad amounts of raspberry leaf tea. Yes, yes, there are "other" things I could also be doing, but let's be honest.........I can give it a couple more days until I move on to that. ;-)
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