Sanity is optional

Since Monday morning, I have done the following:

- Gone to the dentist and listened to yet another hour of jabbering from my humorless hygienist.
- Taken Sadie to the doctor for a well visit with 2 shots (vaccine, not liquor........although they should come as a package deal).
- Had three, scratch that, FOUR fillings done during a second trip to the dentist. This time, I was privy to a conversation about my dentist's wife's dealings in fine handbags with her Japanese counterpart.
- Taken my dog to the vet for shots of her own, where she predictably pooped and peed on the vet. Twice.
- Had my arm from my elbow to my hand doused in the vomit of my 5-year-old son.
- Endured weather the temperature of the surface of the sun.
- Had my expensive designer sunglasses stepped on by previously mentioned dog, because apparently a 5 lb terrier is terrifying and out to shred mine to bits. Wussy dog.
- Had the four-way flasher button mysteriously FALL into my dashboard, never to be seen again. At least I was able to turn them OFF before it fell, because that continuous clicking WOULD have put me in the loony bin.

And to think, it's only Wednesday.