Ben's World

Let's set the scene:
upstairs bathroom, Ben on the toilet, Sadie on the little potty

:::curtain rises:::

Sadie goes through a cycle of sitting down for 2 seconds, standing up and checking to see if anything came out, and then sitting back down.

Ben: It's ok Sadie, you can pee standing up too.
Me: Well, Sadie is a girl, so she has to pee sitting down.
Ben: But why?
Me: Girls don't have a penis, so they can't aim into the toilet like boys can. (well, at least that's the theory, right?)
Ben: Ewwwwwwww, you mean she pees out of her butt?!?!?!
Me: No, Sadie pees out of the front like you, just not with a penis.
Ben: But, YOU pee out of your tush, I saw you. (guess he pays attention when I squat to pee in Target)
Me: Okkkkkk, let's get ready for our nap!!

:::curtains closes:::